Ode to a virtual friend

On the eve of the "big move" I recieved some bad news. A virtual friend of mine will be going for a journey that only he can go alone. That person is Kommandobear. We've had a lot of great fun together and now he makes a journey alone. A journey I hope he returns soon and I wish him well. I will miss you my friend and I will hoist a few in your memory and treasure the adventures we've had. Nothing will ever beat the Rocket Boots Incident. that is what adventuring is about my friend... Good times. I will see you soon but until I do... the world is a little dimmer.

the big move is here

Well, my date for moving is March 1st. Beginning a new month in a new place. Hope it all goes smooth but it most likely won't. Only thing I have reservations about; my mom will be living in the partment next to us. It has it's pro's and cons but my mom can be a real pain in the ass.

Well, I'll see you all on the other side of March 1st.

news from the front... back?

It's been 2 weeks since my last post and my sins are... well none I'd want to admit to openly anyways. Anywho's my move to the new place continues. My garage had so much shit in it that I actually have to get either another 10x10 storage unit or get a larger unit and move all the crap that's in the first one out. Guess which one ain't happenin! I am looking forward to being in a smaller place; not just because it's cheaper and I'll be saving a few bucks but FINALLY my wife has to downsize her crap and learn to let it go. Would you believe she one time yelled at me because I was going to throw away a high school hall pass in the garbage. Umm... HELLO!!!! haven't been in high school since 1988; I think you're allowed to walk the halls without having to worry about some zit encrusted pizza-faced asshole who thinks he is actually a productive member of society stopping you and threatining you with detention. Then again; at my age I wouldn't even want TO BE in a high school... unless I wore a Kevlar vest and had an ED-209 walking around with me.

I'm still working for "The Man" at the VCSO... joy. I swear the people who run my department, and the whole county for that matter, are the perfect examples of what NOT to do when running an office or bussiness of any kind. It's the waste I guess that really kills me. We have people who are still running things like they did 30-40 years ago and it ain't cuttin' it any more. They scream they want to go paperless yet we generate more paper now than ever before, why? (I hear you cry).. because the county keeps running on the philosophy that if it isn't in writting it didn't happen... HELLO!!! a fuckin' tree can fall down in the Amazon and nobody would write it down... doesn't mean it didn't happen. Pretty sure that the wildlife that was displaced because of it could make a pretty good argument about that and since they have no thumbs they ain't writtin' it down. Even if they could hold a pencil; I don't understand squeakinese or whatever the hell they speak in the jungle.

Maybe the animals in the jungle have the right of it? They live to survive and that's it. None of this material crap, no drama, no apologies for killing something when your hungry. Survival of the fittest, no lame ducks, no weaklings, no old or sick and injured to slow ya down.Then again...
if that was true amongst humans.. I never would have known my grandmother, and my son wouldn't be here today. So fuck the whole survival issue. Besides, I'd be a terrible hunter. I'd be suffering from anal gloucoma when it came to hunting time. I just can't see my ass doing it which pretty much means the rest of me ain't doing it either since my ass brings up the rear. I would like to go through life without the drama and not having to apologize for killing something. Actually, I've never killed anything except time and maybe the occasional squirrel or two when I cut down a tree in the woods but hey that didn't happen since the only things might have seen me do it can't write it down anyways.

Well I guess I'll go find some time to kill with extreme prejudice.. laters

I have joined the multitudes

Well, I've finally done it. I've joined the multitudes of automatons of the blogging world. HAIL EMPEROR SCROOB! or whoever runs this place. I'll post more later...